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Location: Mount. Olympus
Job: Being Me
The rules of life are meant to be broken. The guys are the bad guys of the good, the girls are the angels of bad. The guys aren't retards just freedom fighters
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that was very funny. my favorite was 8
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Dude jackson was not that bad and it's highly mean to disrespect him. Even i'll anmitt i didn't like him at at first but this just goes too far.
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The 8-bit fight scene, very original the visual affects were good so was the mario world but way too much text
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this game is really good but it's missing something very important for a physics game. The project it self was good, I couldn't get past the first 2 chapters with my brain exploding. The visual effects were good, great strategies to winning. 10/10
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Good it made a good point but to me I think you tried a bit too hard to make it funny. Don't get me wrong but I think parodies should be funny in a out-of-the-box-way So next time let loose chill with your friends and a even better idea then this one will come up!
Author's Response:
A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".
Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".
I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?
I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.
Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.
I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.
Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.
But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.
I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.
I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.
People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.
For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.
Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important
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The has a great element playing for it. I mean visual affects were good, gameplay was smooth, level ups. The list goes on and on. But this game didn't really reach me. The first ten minutes were lots of fun then it just got boring. It gives me the killing feel but not the fun 8/10
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Such a fun game. It was so funny seeing how they died. Also the visual affects where great the game was smooth and it was a fun strategy game 10/10
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The game is nothing so what you beat the monster then what that's it? All you do is hit that low quality, bad graphics, short wannbe RPG button
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If you made this game a little bit longer with custom character making, more moves, better graphics and quality with level ups, level up abilities and world go a rounds this game could be the best game on newgrounds
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but the game is all shoot no story fun for like 10 minutes then that's it
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of this song was to fill u in on life and make sure u don't stay in one place, this video told me just that and will let m remember the thing I hold darest to me
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